WHAT SANTA DOES WHILE UNEMPLOYED

When Santa sits around unemployed,
He stares off into the void,
Soon lickety-split,
He jumps up, he can’t sit,
He must design a toy doggie droid.

IT'S THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

It's the day after Christmas and what is my wish,
But, to cut open a can of some flaked tuna fish,
After a big Christmas dinner,
Tuna fish is a winner,
Just stick a fork in the can and then swish.

THE NUTS, THE GUTS AND THE CUTS LIMERICK

Jim roasted a bag of chestnuts,
He cracked them open to get to the guts, 
It didn't hurt Jim's pride,
If no guts were inside,
But, his fingers got chestnut shell cuts.