I BOUGHT A TOYOTA CAR

I bought a Toyota Car,
I thought I would really go far,
I slammed on the brakes,
Found out they were fakes,
They scraped me up off of the tar.

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED TAYLOR

There once was a girl named Taylor,

She went to college at Baylor,

But, when she went home,

It was too cold in Nome,

So then she ran off with a sailor.

THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FELLA-Limerick

There was a big farmer fella,
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.

There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.

THERE WAS A SQUIRREL THAT LIKED HIS NUTS-Limerick

There was a squirrel that liked his nuts,
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.