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Showing posts with label trout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trout. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

JIMMY IS NO FISHERMAN

Jimmy used a jitterbug to try to catch a pike,
But, the only thing that Jimmy caught was his older brother Spike,
Jimmy used a silver spoon to try to catch a crappie,
But, the only thing that Jimmy caught was the ear of his old pappy,
Jimmy used a plastic worm to try to catch a bass,
But, the only thing that Jimmy hooked was his cousin's giant mass,
Jimmy used a squirrel-tail to try to catch a trout,
But, the only thing that Jimmy caught was Jimmy's great big snout.     
Now, Jimmy uses a coupon to purchase fish and fries,
Because if Jimmy keeps on fishing then, everybody dies. 





Friday, May 15, 2020

FISHING WITH A FRIGID RUBBER WORM

I catch few fish but, many trees,
I catch logs, and shoes and water lillies,
I blame the rubber worm on my hook, 
Methinks he displays a bad look,
He's frigid and the fish want a tease.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

THE DROUGHT SURVIVALIST

All my tomato plants died in the drought,
As did the rest of my garden which made a drought rout,
So, with no veggies to eat,
I'll rely now on meat,
And, the crick has gone dry so no trout.