LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, December 24, 2024
A REINDEER FOR CHRISTMAS
All of my kids demanded a real, live pony for Christmas, this year,
Ponies have become way too pricey, so I bought a nice, sweet reindeer,
It's nice to pet; fur is soft as silk,
It's a girl, so the kids get milk,
When she dies, I'll roast her in the oven, marinated in root beer.
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