To protect my little shrub,
For there is this rabbit,
Who sees my shrub as grub,
Then I waited with a pail,
For the rabbit I would assail,
And I'd catch him nose to tail,
Then I'd have rabbit stew and ale,
But the rabbit never showed,
To another shrub, he goed,
Then he moved into my abode,
Locked me out, so then I woed.