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Showing posts with label HILLBILLIES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HILLBILLIES. Show all posts

Friday, December 8, 2023

HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS DINING

I bought me a chicken, and had me a fry,
It tasted so good it put beams in my eye,
Then I had me some beans,
And fried mustard greens,
I got seeds in my dentures from raspberry pie.


Friday, December 1, 2023

I’M JUST A POOR HILLBILLY BEER DRINKING SLOB

I live in a trailer the county is about to condemn,
I wake up each morning with my lungs full of phlegm,
My girlfriend left me for a man with a job,
She said I was just a hillbilly beer drinking slob,

I can’t work computers or barely a phone,
And, the state IRS just won’t leave me alone,
I got no money for lawyers, so they know I’m easy to rob,
Because I’m just a poor hillbilly beer drinking slob,

I can’t pay any rent; soon I’ll be out in the cold,
All my stuff to the pawn shops, I’ve already sold,
If I had a beer, over my beer I would sob,
For I’m just a poor hillbilly beer drinking slob.