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Showing posts with label BRAIN EATING ZOMBIE SQUIRREL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BRAIN EATING ZOMBIE SQUIRREL. Show all posts

Sunday, March 27, 2022

I GOT BIT BY MY PET BRAIN EATING ZOMBIE SQUIRREL TODAY

HOW I BECAME A ZOMBIE
My pet brain eating zombie squirrel bit me earlier today,
My nose is runny with some goopy green stuff and my skin is turning real gray,
I am having terrible headaches and my stomach has horrific hunger pains,
I think the only way to cure this malady is by eating someone else’s brains.