I FILED MY TAXES EARLY

I put all my important papers into a big, plastic tote,

Included were my bills, and copies of every check I wrote,

I was ready to pay my tax,

And, take deductions to the max,

I needed to get some money back, to buy a new, leather coat.

TAX THE POOR GUY (ME) LIMERICK

My taxes can never be paid,
So, I expect a government raid,
I don't have any money,
Just a bear jar full of honey,
And, a quilt that was one that I made.

MY INCOME I NEED TO UPGRADE (FOR TAX PURPOSES)

My income I need to upgrade,
Or, the IRS will be making a raid,
For, my income is small,
And, my tax liability tall,
I wonder how they expect to get paid.