I met Nero Czar and he was a weird little gnome,
He'd sit out in his flower garden,
Passing gas and saying "pardon",
Then, he'd spout some idiotic poem.
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Monday, February 19, 2024
MY TIME MACHINE BROKE DOWN II
My time machine broke down back in Ancient Rome,
I met Nero Czar and he was a weird little gnome,
He'd sit out in his flower garden,
Passing gas and saying "pardon",
Then, he'd spout some idiotic poem.
I met Nero Czar and he was a weird little gnome,
He'd sit out in his flower garden,
Passing gas and saying "pardon",
Then, he'd spout some idiotic poem.
Friday, September 3, 2021
THE BUTT COLLECTOR
George had a collection of cigarette signed butts,
Only from the those deemed famous, infamous or nuts,
He had mud wrestlers and drag queens,
Those smoked by stars on silent screens,
The oldest ones were said to be king Tut's.
Only from the those deemed famous, infamous or nuts,
He had mud wrestlers and drag queens,
Those smoked by stars on silent screens,
The oldest ones were said to be king Tut's.
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