I went to the woods to find firewood for home,
There I met a mean, nasty, evil old gnome,
I'm not sure which was worse,
His bite or his curse,
I got rabies and my mouth is starting to foam.
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Watch out the gnomes are coming for you,
They will bite you and eat you and your family too,
They stand out on your dirt,
With their wink you think "flirt",
When, they only look at you as a stew.