MANCELONA TIME

MANCELONA TIME

Mancelona had a pig roast,
They ate their pig with eggs and toast,
But then someone muttered,
Their toast was not buttered,
So,now they have no roast to boast,

If you really love to catch big fish,
In Mancelona you’ll get your wish,
They have rainbow trout,
And sunfish that pout,
And recipes to make your fish dish.

Mancelona was a real small town,
But, their cheese was famous all around,
Some saw a rat,
Near the cheese vat,
Then the cheese factory was shut down.

A LEPRECHAUN NAMED SUE

There was a leprechaun named Sue,
Her hair was red, her eyes were blue,
A man from the city,
Thought she was real pretty,
So, he married her and moved to the Peru.

I knew a leprechaun named Jake,
He only ate banana cake,
If the cake looked nice,
He’d pay any price,
Jake should have learned how to bake.

MY GIRLFRIEND JANE

My girlfriend Jane was near sighted,
After glasses her eyesight was righted,
She took one look at me,
She said set me free,
For my love was now unrequited.

THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FELLA-Limerick

There was a big farmer fella,
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.

There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.

THERE WAS A SQUIRREL THAT LIKED HIS NUTS-Limerick

There was a squirrel that liked his nuts,
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.