There once was a mean weasel named Sis,
If you came near, she would start to hiss,
When Sis was a wee babe,
She was bit by brother Gabe,
Sis was a weasel that no one dared kiss.
Poor Weasel Paul went and bit on a bear, Which he wouldn't have done, but for Weasel Will's dare, It's not much of a hunch, What the bear had for lunch, Which gave Weasel Will a big scare.