MY PEACOCK CAME FROM MARS

My new pet peacock came from mars,
He told me that his name was Lars,
He said "feed me well and I will stay,
If you don't I'll fly away,"
I fed him chicken soup with stars.

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MY PEACOCK CAME FROM MARS II

My pet peacock believes that he comes from Mars,
I think he spends too much time in bars,
He staggers home late at night,
Unable to gain flight,
Somehow, he isn’t hit by any cars.