PLEASE BELIEVE: A LITTLE MOUSE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE

A little mouse chewed through a power chord,
The currents upon newspapers they moved toward,
My house caught on fire,
Because a mouse chewed on a wire,
Now, I’ll be fighting insurance companies so I won’t be board. .

MARNIE THE MOUSE AND HER PEAS

Marnie the mouse liked to shuck peas,
She cooked them up to eat with her cheese,
But, along came the farmer,
He wanted to harm her,
She got away runnig right through his knees.


Peas were Marnie's favorite treat,
Peas were fun to shuck and great to eat,
She stole from a farmer who had big feet,
He reached for her and she ran under his seat.

MABEL COOKED FOR HER PET MOUSE

Mabel made a dish of fresh grouse,
She made it for her little pet mouse,
The mouse would not eat the dish,
He preferred to eat only fish,
So, Mabel went fishing for the louse.