NAUGHTY, NASTY CARP

There once was an angry carp,

He wrote profanities on my boat tarp,

And, when I asked him to stop, please,

He drew naked pictures; what a sleaze,

Then he sang dirty ditties as he played his harp.

THE SAD LIFE OF CLYDE THE CARP-Limerick

Clyde was a brown carp who laid in the mud,
He'd eat fish food or just floating crud,
He couldn't find a wife,
He was single for life,
'cause the lady carp called Clyde a dud.

There once was a carp named Clyde,
He laid all one day on his side,
He would not eat his fish food,
Which seemed really rude,
Then, someone realized Clyde had died.