RICHIE THE RATTELSNAKE

Richie was a real vicious rattlesnake,
He lived in Michigan near Skegemog Lake,
When Cindy had too much ale,
She stepped on Richie's tail,
Richie bit her and even went to her wake.

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A BIGFOOT ATE MY HOMEWORK

A Bigfoot ate my homework,
And, no one believes me,
But, I live in Michigan,
There's a Bigfoot behind each tree,

The Bigfoot is a real odd jerk,
He's really sneaky you see,
I just want to wish again,
I wish Bigfoot wouldn't bother me,

A Bigfoot ate my mom and dad,
My little sister too,
He even drank my soda pop,
And ate my dog named Blue,

Bigfoot's are protected,
If you harm one you'll go to jail,
I guess I will leave Michigan,
And, enroll in Princeton or maybe Yale.