A BIGFOOT ATE MY HOMEWORK

A Bigfoot ate my homework,
And, no one believes me,
But, I live in Michigan,
There's a Bigfoot behind each tree,

The Bigfoot is a real odd jerk,
He's really sneaky you see,
I just want to wish again,
I wish Bigfoot wouldn't bother me,

A Bigfoot ate my mom and dad,
My little sister too,
He even drank my soda pop,
And ate my dog named Blue,

Bigfoot's are protected,
If you harm one you'll go to jail,
I guess I will leave Michigan,
And, enroll in Princeton or maybe Yale.

I BOUGHT A BIGFOOT FOR MY MOM AND DAD POEM

I went to Canada and bought a Bigfoot,
I brought it home for my mom and my dad,
I thought it would keep them company,
But, they said I had done really bad,

The Bigfoot I bought was not house trained,
And, it would not stay in the yard nor the barn,
It broke down the house door and came inside,
Both my parents both screamed “Oh gosh darn!”

The big foot ate all of the stew up,
And, it drank all my dad’s homemade beer,
I guess buying a Bigfoot was a screw-up,
Then, he nibbled on dear old dad’s ear,

Then, my dad started to remember his old dog Frank,
And, how he loved drinking dad’s homemade beer,
The Bigfoot stunk just like his old dog Stank,
Dad proclaimed “the Bigfoot stays right here”,

So, my parents kept the Bigfoot they called Frank,
They seemed to have no more concerns,
It’s good my gift had a number one rank,
Because where I bought it they take no returns.