Dumpy the hound had a heart full of joy,
He had an owner named Thad who was a real depressed boy,
Dumpy got Thad to play,
Which made Thad happy that day,
So, Thad bought Dumpy a really neat toy.
My dog named Dumpy sure likes to chew,
He chewed up my car seats and my car is brand new,
I got Dumpy a chew toy,
But, he was a very bad boy,
He chewed my shoes up so I’m shoeless too.