SISSY WROTE A LOVE SONG-LIMERICK

Sissy Wong wrote a love song but she just could not sing,
Sissy tried to sell her song and sang it on the wing,
So Sissy took on a partner,
In the voice of Tammy Gartner,
When Tammy's voice sang the register would ring.

IT IS ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY

It’s Administrative Professionals Day,
It’s cake and coffee to ease the brain,
A management speech from Mr. J.,
He always stares at the clock like he’s insane,

Of course Mildred thinks that she’s the boss,
She’s jealous of Mr. J’s favorite Jane,
Because a month earlier Mr. J gave Mildred the toss,
Mildred blames Jane for causing her pain.

It’s Administrative Professionals Day,
Our kind has a soap opera on every floor,
At least were compensated with better pay,
Then, the guy greeting you down at the door.

JIMMY BUILT HIS HOUSE OUT OF WATTLES LIMERICK

Jimmy built his house out of wattles,
He decorated the indoors with old pop bottles,
But, the wind blew really, really hard,
The house and bottles blew all over the yard,
The snobby neighbors gave Jimmy some throttles.

IT''S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH AND THERES A FULL MOON

It is Friday the 13th and we have a new moon,
My Aunt Belinda is showing up soon,
She’s nothing to dread,
Unless she brings her dog Fred,
He likes to dig till my yard is a dune.

TODAY IN CANADA IT'S EASTER MONDAY

Today in Canada it's Easter Monday,
Down here in the states we only have Sunday,
So, with kind of a scoff,
I called in sick with a cough,
And, made today my errands to run day.

INVESTING IS NOT GOOD SOMETIMES LIMERICK

I was taught to invest and to save,
It was the only way to behave,
But, things are not sunny,
I lost all of my money,
Investing dug my money it's grave.

EVIL TWIN LIMERICK

My evil twin was born today,
On April 3rd near the month of May,
To my family he is a blight,
He is our evil black knight,
And, he's in my mirror to stay.

RANDY THE EASTER RAT

Randy was a big tongued Easter rat,
He painted Easter eggs with his tongue so fat,
He made colored stripes of beauty,
Painting eggs he thought a duty,
The Easter Bunny gave Randy a pat.

THE OGRE WITH THE STASH OF CASH

Pete the ogre had a stash,
He had some silver coins and a bag full of cash,
When a thief would sneak around,
The ogre made a hideously loud sound,
The Thief would run off with a whiplash.