A FOOL AND HIS APPENDAGES ARE SOON PARTED

The greatest thing about my frostbite is that it killed my ticks and fleas,

My body was so itchy, that's why I let my entire self freeze,

I can't feel appendages; don't care,

As long as it brings my bugs, despair,

Doctors said they'll cut off my frozen parts with a saw; claimed, it's a breeze.