BALLS, PINS, RASPBERRIES AND SINS

It's a wild, wild raspberry ride,

As big bowling balls and large pins collide,

The bouncing of pins,

Is like forgiveness of sins,

A new found peace, once the bounces subside.

A NONSENSE POEM ABOUT EINSTEIN AND MY KITTY

I traveled back in time, and met Einstein sipping his tea,

He was also combing out his hair, to look respectful and pretty,

He said, I could avoid being impaired,

If I thought about things being squared,

Of course, the only thing I wanted was a box for my kitty.

LEONARD EATS MAGNESIUM

Leonard loves magnesium and that's just what he eats,

But, when Leonard eats magnesium he soils his good sheets,

Leonard goes to the laundromat to wash away his soils,

But, then everyone else after him are left with Lenny's spoils,

Now, what if Leonard someday chooses to get married?

Well, perhaps Leonard's diet may have to be more varied,

And, in case anyone thinks that my story is too cruel,

Just remember that dear Leonard might be swimming in your pool.