Marcy was a real pretty horse,
A gnome ate her for his main course,
Then he ate my dog,
My cat and my frog,
Gnomes are such an evil force.
There was a little gnome named Klaus,
He kept gnawing on my old house,
He liked tasty paint,
With a bit of lead taint,
And, termites and the occasional mouse.
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Showing posts with label GNOME SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GNOME SATIRE. Show all posts
Sunday, December 10, 2023
THE GNOME LIMERICKS
Saturday, February 11, 2023
GNOMES STEAL MY PASTRIES AND DRINK MY BEER
Gnomes have been eating up my apple fritters,
They seem to be evil, pastry eating critters,
Gnomes, invade my home everyday,
Upon my sweet pastries they prey,
Then, they wash them down with my very best bitters.
They seem to be evil, pastry eating critters,
Gnomes, invade my home everyday,
Upon my sweet pastries they prey,
Then, they wash them down with my very best bitters.
Friday, May 20, 2022
BEWARE THE GNOMES
If you walk by a house with gnomes in the yard,
Then you'd better walk faster and be on your guard,
For gnomes have but one goal,
It is to steal your poor soul,
And, eat your flesh which they cook till it's chard.
Then you'd better walk faster and be on your guard,
For gnomes have but one goal,
It is to steal your poor soul,
And, eat your flesh which they cook till it's chard.
Labels:
DANGEROUS GNOMES,
GNOME DANGER,
GNOME LIMERICKS,
GNOME SATIRE
Thursday, May 5, 2022
GNOMES GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME
I cannot get myself to write a poem,
That is sympathetic to a garden gnome,
Every gnome is so mean,
And, their cloths they don't clean,
After all day in the garden they roam.
That is sympathetic to a garden gnome,
Every gnome is so mean,
And, their cloths they don't clean,
After all day in the garden they roam.
Thursday, January 20, 2022
GNOMES DO WHAT GNOMES DO
Gnomes are really little dudes,
They play around and have attitudes,
They trample my garden flat,
They torment my poor cat,
My other pets they see as tasty foods.
They play around and have attitudes,
They trample my garden flat,
They torment my poor cat,
My other pets they see as tasty foods.
Labels:
GNOME HUMOR,
GNOME LIMERICKS,
GNOME SATIRE,
GNOMES,
LIMERICKS
Sunday, December 28, 2014
I WON'T FORGIVE THAT GNOME
There was a pipe smoking gnome,
He carelessly burned down my home,
They say "live and let live,"
But, I can't forgive,
I'd like to bop him right on his dome.
He carelessly burned down my home,
They say "live and let live,"
But, I can't forgive,
I'd like to bop him right on his dome.
Labels:
DESTRUCTIVE GNOMES,
GNOME LIMERICKS,
GNOME SATIRE,
LIMERICKS,
PIPE SMOKING GNOMES,
SATRICAL LIMERICKS ABOUT GNOMES
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