ON MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN SQUATS A BEAR

I went to my side of the large mountain, where cougars said I could stay,

They always let me stay there all winter, until the first week of May,

But when I got there,

There lived a big bear, 

He was squatting there; he ate my wife and my kid, then chased me away.

POOR LITTLE GEORGIE WAS TEASED OUT OF SCHOOL

Poor little Georgie was teased out of school,
The kids and the teachers said he was a fool,
But, after many years Georgie finally got even,
When he created the butler robot named Steven,
Now Georgie has a mansion and billions of dollars,
His former Nemesis's are poor and live in squallers.