My gerbil had no pedigree, no pedigree at all,
So, he did not get good job interviews; not even
a single call,
His vast student loans filled him with fright,
This made my gerbil so uptight,
He growled at me and tried to bite,
And, drank the whiskey and wanted to fight,
I made my gerbil sleep outside last night,
Today, I found him froze to the sidewalk tight,
Thus, ended my little gerbils plight,
His big juicy eyes were a crow's delight.
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