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Showing posts with label COOKING SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label COOKING SATIRE. Show all posts

Saturday, February 12, 2022

THE LAZY COOK

I hate doing dishes,
They pile up everyday,
Especially the pots and pans,
I figure there must be a better way,

So, now I use just paper plates,
And for silverware I use fingers,
Of course you have to wash your hands,
Or, smells of things you touch lingers,

I tossed out all my pots and pans,
That saved time, a bunch,
I now use only old tin cans,
To make my supper and my lunch lunch.


Saturday, February 5, 2022

VINNY THE HANDYMAN

Vinny hung a picture up on the wall,
He hung it wrong and watched it fall,
Vinny laid down linoleum in front of the door,
He used the wrong glue, so up came the floor,

Vinny rewired his old VCR,
When he plugged it in the flames shot up real far,
Vinny motorized an old go cart,
But, he was never able to get it to start,

Vinny realized he was no handyman,
So, he went to the kitchen to play pot and pan,
But, there it was evident that he was not a chief,
His baked goods were hard and he burned the roast beef.