My strawberry-rhubarb pie,
Without its luster before my table seat,
I would crash and die,
Strawberry-rhubarb pie my friends,
The gods created flavors of other things,
And, I ask the gods "just exactly why,"
Strawberry-rhubarb pie has the absolute taste,
And, no other flavors can remotely compare,
Why waste hours combining various bakery paste,
When, pie-plant and strawberries are the true baker's ware.