WHAT'S IN YOUR ROAD KILL STEW?

The favorite dish served in Northern Michigan is called road kill stew,

Every time you try it, you find smells and flavors you never new,

Could be any animal, what the heck?

Could be a professor, from Caltech,

You don't know what you might scrape up, but the food is free for me and you.

COMMON COOKING ERRORS

I picked a cup of fat mushrooms, and fried them with my steak,

I picked a cup of blueberries, and baked them in my cake,

One of my terrible, big fails,

The berries had poisonous snails,

Also, I didn't clean the rooms, thus I had brain worm intake.

THE TREAT

As I wandered in the cold streets,

Checking dumpsters for my best eats,

Found a kiddie slide,

Took a down slide ride,

Little adventures are life's treats.

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UNCLE PETE AND HIS HUNTER GATHERER TRAIL MIX

I tried some some trail mix, but it was not any good,

It was made up of ground pinecones, and splinters of wood,

But old Uncle Pete,

He was crazy, and he eat,

Pete was never a looker, but his tombstone looked good.

HOT CHOCOLATE WOULD HIT THE SPOT, LIMERICK

The rain pelted down on my brain,

It made me 3/4 insane,

I was way out in the woods,

Picking mushroom goody goods,

Dreamed of coco, flavored with candy cane.