THE BAT ENTANGLEMENT THEORY.

I am the that little bat that hides behind your bedroom closet door,

I come out at night, and play in your pretty hair, when you start to snore,

Playing in hair is lots of good fun,

Of course, I'm gone by the rising sun,

Sometimes, I bite and scratch the scalp a little, that's why your scalp is sore.

DEATH BY BAT SCABIES

My storm door broken window let in a fright,🏡

It flew into my bedroom and gave my nose quite a bite,👃

The flying rat gave me rabies,😱

And, terminal scabies,💀

I erred and didn't seal my whole house up tight.🏚🔨

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THE DEER HUNT AND THE BAT LIMERICK

I climbed up a tree to hunt deer with my bow,
A big buck I targeted and was good to go,
But, the tree where I sat,
Was the home of a bat,
I then panicked and shot off my big toe.  

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