ZIPPY EATS TIPPY

I had a toothy, pet fish, his name was Zippy,

He was a piranha, he ate my dog Tippy,

I yelled at Zippy; he made tears,

We made kiss/nice, over some beers,

Zippy went to the head, for a Tippy rippy.

LARRY GETS FOOD FROM ACROSS THE WATER

I went skipping along, my soul.was quite marry, 

I just finished riding a Great Lakes boat ferry,

I am parked by the pier,

The lake pier is quite near, 

I bought food on the mainland, for my  cat, Larry.

MY PET GATOR

My pet gator is covered with dots,
Yet, I gave him all of his shots,
But, he likes to eat weasels,
And, from them he caught measles,
Now, his poor belly is tied up in knots.

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