LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the store to buy my cat some milk, His name is Fred, and he will drink only silk, That is my cat boy, A lover of soy, Modern cats ...

I had a toothy, pet fish, his name was Zippy, He was a piranha, he ate my dog Tippy, I yelled at Zippy; he made tears, We made kiss/nice, ov...

I went skipping along, my soul.was quite marry,  I just finished riding a Great Lakes boat ferry, I am parked by the pier, The lake pier is ...

My pet gator is covered with dots, Yet, I gave him all of his shots, But, he likes to eat weasels, And, from them he caught measles, Now...