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Tuesday, June 17, 2025
SAND BEACH SUMMER PARK AND THE DRAGON
A dragon walked into the Sand Beach Summer Park,
He chewed on the visitors, until it got dark,
As the last person got chewed,
The dragon didn't see more food,
He meandered to the woods, to gnaw on some bark.
Saturday, January 27, 2024
BOB AND THE THREE BEARS
Bob was sleeping all quiet, in his warm bed upstairs,
When he awoke hearing footsteps of three great big bears,
When they entered his bedroom,
Bob wet his bed, fearing doom,
The bears were good neighbors, sharing a basket of pears.
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
I DIG POTATOES AND WATCH THE GOAT
I found a little fig,
It seemed to dance a jig,
Was ate by a goat named Tig,
Who chewed up my daddy's wig,
All, while potatoes I did dig.
Friday, November 3, 2023
BENNY FED HIS GUEST A BIG MEAL
Benny did not see the bear that entered through the door,
Benny did not hear the bear, because Benny made loud snore,
Benny was quite a deal,
At 300 lbs, he made a meal,
After the bear was feeling full, he took a nap on Benny's floor.
Saturday, April 23, 2022
THE MICHIGAN OMNIVORE
In Michigan for a meal to score,
You must become an omnivore,
With finances unkind,
You eat what you find,
On the dirt, the bush or, the floor.
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