BIG BUCK, SON OF THE DEER HUNTER

In my previous life, I was a big, buck deer,

I would run through the big, spruce forest, full of fear,

A hunter shot me,

And, food I did be,

Now, I'm the Hunter's son, and deer season is near.

A SAD BUGLE MEMORY

School is back, and I took my golden bugle to school,

I play it between classes; I'm the kid who looks cool,

But when I play sad taps,

It reminds me of paps,

And the day I found him lying face down in the pool.

BAD DADDY AND THE PSYCHIC

I went to the local psychic, and what did she say?

She said to move my family, far across the bay,

I did just what she said,

My family has fled,

Then I moved in with the psychic, and that's where I stay.

TEETH YANKERS: A FAMILY BUSINESS SUCCESS STORY

I bought me some pliers and set up a fair booth,

I was charging $20 to yank out a tooth,

If you pay $60 for three,

The fourth pulled is free,

If your kid needs one pulled, see my 12 year old, Ruth.

THE LITTLE BUNNYTURKS

The turkeys made some babies and put the babies in some eggs,

When the babies broke out they had tiny beaks and little legs,

But the babies had ears like bunny,

A cotton tail made them look funny,

So paternity is what the hairy question begs.

WHEN DADDY AND MOMMY ARE KISSY KISSING

They were spooning, making out, first basing,

Out in public and, it was disgracing,

It was my mum and dad,

And, they were making me mad,

Their lovy-dove, for my street cred, was defacing.