PIRATES OF THE GREAT LAKES

Don't walk along the Lake Michigan coast,

Where buried gold treasure is found, the most,

A treasure hunt there, don't try it,

An evil spirit stands by it,

Captain Jean Vien is that merciless ghost.

Pirate Jean Vien, guards many golden treasures,

Treasures people desire to fulfill they're pleasures,

But, the treasures have a price,

So, don't let them entice,

The price is your soul, slowly taken in measures.

THE ALPHA MALE HAS AIR CONDITIONING, THE BETA MAN DRINKS COOL TEA

It was the first day of a long, hot summer, and my true love said to me,

"I'm going to live with your cousin David, because his crib has AC",

I made up a story,

I said I was sorry,

I explained I was saving for an ice maker, to cool our lemon tea.

POST SUMMER

The green leaves are all dying to brown, the skies are gray,

The summer has passed, and for those fine times we will pay,

In this technical fall,

Early winter will call,

Now great oar faring ships, are winter parked in the bay.

THE SURVIVOR

I am a sea captain, and I sailed on the sea,

My darn ship hit a rock, and sank down, beneath me,

That left me in the water,

I swam like a sea otter,

All passengers and crew drowned, I survived, lucky.

TANK THE CAPTAIN

There once was a ship captain named Tank,

Every ship he commanded he sank,

He ruined his career,

Because he could learn to steer,

Now he sails without any rank rank.

DAVY OF THE NAVY

There was  mouse I called Davy,

He kept chewing into my dry packs of gravy,

I told him I will get very rough, 

If he gets into my salty stuff,

So, Davy ran off to join a salt water navy.

WAVEY DAVY JOINS THE NAVY

My name is Ben Davey,

I did party at every ravey,

I joined the U.S. Navy,

Because I liked the gravy,

When I leave port, I give the shore a wavey.

THE TITMOUSE PIRATE

The little titmouse flew out to sea,

And boarded a ship in the Pirate Navy,

With the captain to thank,

The titmouse moved up in rank,

To Midshipman in charge of gunnery.