LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Don't walk along the Lake Michigan coast, Where buried gold treasure is found, the most, A treasure hunt there, don't try it, An evi...

It was the first day of a long, hot summer, and my true love said to me, "I'm going to live with your cousin David, because his cri...

The green leaves are all dying to brown, the skies are gray, The summer has passed, and for those fine times we will pay, In this technical ...

I am a sea captain, and I sailed on the sea, My darn ship hit a rock, and sank down, beneath me, That left me in the water, I swam like a se...

There once was a ship captain named Tank, Every ship he commanded he sank, He ruined his career, Because he could learn to steer, Now he sai...

There was  mouse I called Davy, He kept chewing into my dry packs of gravy, I told him I will get very rough,  If he gets into my salt...

My name is Ben Davey, I did party at every ravey, I joined the U.S. Navy, Because I liked the gravy, When I leave port, I give the shore a w...

The little titmouse flew out to sea, And boarded a ship in the Pirate Navy, With the captain to thank, The titmouse moved up in rank, To Mid...