ME AND MY MATHS

I really hate doing all of my college prep, maths,

More than taking early morning, cold showers, and baths,

My teach, she grades real hard, so mean,

Reports each mistake, to the dean,

Now, dean's charted me some custodial career paths.

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THE EVIL SPACE TRAPEZOID IN OUTER SPACE

I once found a trapezoid floating in outer space, 

It was coming for us humans, to de-geometry our race,

I shot it with my laser ray,

It was destroyed; I saved the day,

I still remember that trapezoid, and the angle on it's face. 

I COUNT ON MY FINGERS AND TOES

I do all math using my fingers and toes,

So twenty is the biggest number I knows,

But the landlord wants more,

Than just one single score,

On the street is where I find myself throws.