LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I really hate doing all of my college prep, maths, More than taking early morning, cold showers, and baths, My teach, she grades real hard, ...

I once found a trapezoid floating in outer space,  It was coming for us humans, to de-geometry our race, I shot it with my laser ray, It was...

I do all math using my fingers and toes, So twenty is the biggest number I knows, But the landlord wants more, Than just one single score, O...