BAD ALPHA MONKEY

I have a pet alpha monkey, and he ate all my bread,

He ate all my food proteins too, so soon I will be dead,

Alpha monkey can almost fly, 

Chasing tree squirrels, in the sky,

I hope alpha boa swallows old, alpha monkey's head.

ELASTIC PARK

Human eaters roamed the plastic park,

They ate all humans and doggies that bark,

Giant monsters all made of plastic, 

Held together with bands of elastic,

They melted in sunlight so, they came out at dark.

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