THE TURTLE AND MY ORAL HYGIENE

I have a pet snapping turtle, named Miss Jeanie Cross,

If I don't feed her enough potatoes, Jean goes boss,

She bosses me out the door,

Jean bosses me in the store,

Jean goes ballistic on me, when I brush and don't floss.

THE UGLY, ALPHA RODENT

There is a big ugly, alpha mouse,

He's the biggest mouse inside my house,

He consumed my dried berries,

Sucked the pits from my cherries,

Lately, he has been dating my spouse.