THE WATER SHOTS

I brought with me camping, two plastic, water guns,

One was for critter hunting, one was for picnic funs,

I took the hunter to the lake,

Where I face splashed a big, blue snake

I shot the picnic eaters, and wet their toasty buns.

YETTI SPAGHETTI MEATBALLS: A MICHIGAN RECEIPE

Danny Dill was a real restaurateur,
He had found an angle; a meat lover’s lure,
Danny Dill hunted the Michigan Yetti,
Then, made Yetti meatballs for his spaghetti,
To Yetti clans Danny Dill was a Cur.