RITA THE CHEETAH BITES ME THEN I YELL

I went to see Mr. Goodell,
He lives in the zoo's big cat cell,
He has a pet there named Rita,
She's an African cheetah,

When she bites me, I'll let out a yell.

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THE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING LIMERICK

Texting and driving I just overdo,
That's why I crashed into the  bear cage at the Big City Zoo,
Then, all the bears left their cage,
Went on an eating rampage,
Now, the victim's families are threatening to sue. 

THE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING LIMERICK

Texting and driving I just overdo,
That's why I crashed into the  bear cage at the Big City Zoo,
Then, all the bears left their cage,
Went on an eating rampage,
Now, the victim's families are threatening to sue.