I HOMEMADE A FRIEND

I sewed a bunch of dead body parts together, because I needed a friend,

I did not add any legs, so they wouldn't runaway, should my big mouth, offend,

The monster needed food to eat,

I gave it nuts and a raw beet,

The monster had a big cry, because tap dance classes, it would never attend.

CRUSTY, RUSTY MOUTH

I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty,

Turns out it was tin and went rusty,

I was charged for the gold,

But, tin I was sold,

Couldn't sue, because my dentist went busty.