THE TWO BIG TOES MYSTERY

Jimmy noticed on each foot, he had a big toe,

Where those toes came from, no one really seems to know,

He asked his real mom,

And his stepdad, Tom,

Jimmy even asked Santa, who replied, "Ho, Ho".

MAMA SAID THERE WILL BE DAYS...

Benny had a chocolate bar, in the back pocket of his white pants,

Benny wanted to go birthday party, with mama, cousins, and aunts,

But the dark bar melted in the back,

Looked like a diarrhea attack,

Benny still wants to birthday party, but his mama says, he can'ts.