I NEED TO FIGURE A WAY TO MAKE MY BOSS PAY

I spent extra time at the office, but I did not get any extra pay,

I was told to spend extra time at the office, or I'd be fired, next day,

My boss is a real jerk,

I'm a low level clerk,

My job is shredding papers, to keep government investigators away.

MY LITTLE PIG WANTS EGGS

When my little pig makes snort, snort, snort, snorts,

Then, I feed him some slop in mason jar quarts,

Some days he wants eggs,

And he beg, beg, beg, begs,

But, he gets none, unless he tries out for sports.