REECE'S RASPBERRIES

I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece,

She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace,

I don't want to get the nagging,

From my  brother, who was bragging,

He picked the berries; I said were ate by his daughter, Reece. 

MY GARGOYL SCAT ON THE FLOOR💩

My gargoyle ripped up my homework, then chowed down poor auntie Bess,

My gargoyle was a real jerk, and on the floor, left a big scat mess,

He has a litter box,

Shared with my kitty, Rox,

My teacher won't believe me about my homework, so I'll lie, I guess.

THE SOCIAL MEDIA CLICK

I'm on social media, and I'll do anything for a cheap click,

I'll tell lies, twisting news about celebs, into stories that are sick,

To get my half of the pie,

Mama taught me how to lie

I get the click, but I'm sad I don't get bribes, to sway my victim pick.