FINDING LOVE AND REVENGE IN THE POOL

I use to have a social problem, because I liked to drool at school, 

Once you are flagged as a drooler, other kids do not think you are cool,

I went to therapy,

Didn't do much good, you see,

At school, I fell in love with a drooler, while both drooling in the spool.

HECTOR LOST HIS RIZZ

Hector lost his rizz, playing hide and seek with the chickens, cows and sheep,

People thought he had no bizz, being a creepy, farm animal creep,

Hector lost all of his charm, 

Lost his lady and his farm,

Hector searches around town, for a nice clean dumpster, where he can sleep.