THE HOLIDAY ELF FROM BEL

Friday The Thirteenth, is every time,  such a big hassle,

Everyone is fear filled, so they hold down in their castle,

But, the creature with crunching jaws,

Tightest buns, and long, sharp claws,

Will appear this night, wearing only, a pointy hat and tassel. 

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY BUTTER?

I was known as a famous popcorn actor, and they called me Butter,

I was never given any lines, because I had a bad stutter,

My face was really cute,

I always played the mute,

When I aged and lost my nice face, I was kicked out into the gutter.