AS THE MEN IN MY FAMILY AGE

100% of the men who age, will physic change,

Their belts will ride down low, in a below the belly range,

As their bones shrink smaller,

Young people will seem taller,

And, when their hair falls out, they will look bald or sick with mange.

TO MY FIRST COUSIN ON VALENTINE'S DAY

I married my first cousin and we had 29 kids,🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

The girls we called Marys, the boys we named Cids,👒🎩

With genetics to blame,🍷🍷

The kids all looked the same,🚼

And they all have a bald spot on their lids.💏