I COPIED MY PARENTS

I sucked in candy cigarettes, when I was a nasty,  little tot,

I pretended I was like daddy, until my teeth began to rot,

I copied mommy and ate cookie dough,

The dough tasted good, and made my skin glow,

I gave some dough to my little bro, and it just made him snot a lot. 

SPEEDY

It was often, almost never said,

That anyone worked as slow as our Fred,

He worked so slow,

Didn't start or go,

But he'd smile, when he drank and got fed.