JAIL FOOD, YUCK! BAR FOOD, YUMMY!

Thank goodness my dear, old auntie has posted my bail,

Spent yesterday and today, eating meals in the jail,

Yesterday, it was potatoes,

Today it was red tomatoes,

I'll now park on a barstool, and consume only ale.  

LEON MADE A BAD CHOICE FOR HIS SNACK

Leon the toad was hanging out with his guys,

They were eating crawling bugs and small flying flies,

Leon sucked down a bee,

The bee attacked internally,

Leon needed surgery after his bee popper surprise.