TUNA FISH DEODORANT, YES IT IS A THING

I went to.visit my friend, Tuna Fish, and it set off my nose alarm,

A tuna needs deodorant under each fin, like a human does, each arm,

More stinky, became the still water,

As the temperature grew hotter,

Soon it smelled less like a tuna home, and more like a tuna farm.

WILLIE THE SUNFISH WANTS A PRESENT

Willie the sunfish, sent Santa a list,

Willie wanted most a watch for the wrist,

Jolly Santa wrote to Willy,

Told Willy he was silly,

But, Santa said Willie will get one, if he shows Santa a fist.